Yu can falll 4rm da sky.
Yu can falll 4rm a treee.
But da optimum way to fall.
Is in love with me...?

May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting da rite 1, so dat wen we finally meet da rite person, we will know how to b grate ful 4 them.

I’m being abducted by aliens. See you yesterday!

I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion.

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?